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Scumbag Genetics
(Source: corgiscatsandmemes)
Work bulge
I would have loved to see this…
(Source: hipeterk)
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Preach girl
John Aniston surprised his daughter in another episode of “The Tales of Yesterday’s Tomorrow.”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
(Source: simplydisney)
YES OK
(Source: hsmanto)
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
remember how sherlock said that and john called him spock
(Source: queenton)
im on the highway to hell
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments
THAT IS QUEER
I AM QUEER
QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEE QUEER
(Source: namemefish)